Misty is short for Mistelyn, which is a name my parents made up.

As a child growing up in the poultry capital of the world, I read the dictionary for fun and dreamt of becoming a ballerina.

As a pescatarian adult with bad knees, my brain is overflowing with words—and I’d love to show you how I use ‘em.

My experience ranges from travel and tourism to beauty and beyond, which you can learn more about by reading my resume.

Writing (most).

Reality TV trivia.

Hobby hopping.

Being hilarious on Instagram stories.

Things I’m good at:

Sports (all).

Drinking enough water.

Choosing favorites.

Making websites.

Things I’m less good at: