Misty is short for Mistelyn, which is a name my parents made up. Isn’t that so creative?
As a child growing up in the poultry capital of the world, I read the dictionary for fun and dreamt of becoming a ballerina.
As a vegetarian adult with bad knees, I know plenty of words—and I use them to write ads.
My experience ranges from travel and tourism to beauty and beyond, which you can learn more about by reading my resume.
Things I’m good at:
Writing (duh).
Real Housewives trivia.
Sewing my own clothes.
Playing the sidelines in a mosh pit.
Being chronically online.
Things I’m less good at:
Making websites.
Sports.
Drinking enough water.